I knew kids were gross. I knew they, especially boys, were covered in mud, spiders and snot. But sometimes, what I say to them or better yet, what they say to each other is nothing short of spectacular! Just the other day:
Sean: Mom can I have a drink out of your water bottle (Came out kind of like a grunt and a point
with a please attached)
Archie: Im next (actual words, I was impressed)
Archie: Why is the straw all wet?
Sean: I just finished.
Archie: Ugh! (takes his shirt to wipe off the straw)
Sean: We are twins; it’s the same slobber.
Archie: Nope, your gross.
Yep, its the same slobber AND it’s pretty gross!